Thursday 14 February 2008

Wasps docked money over breach of contract ...

Horizon Sports have announced this afternoon that following the news that Wasps are now releasing articles to other media sources (namely the NLG) before HS and they see this as a severe breach of contract ...

They have therefore decided that the bonus money on offer for tries in this Valentines Special week has been withheld indefinately. They are also looking into other irregularities concerning the NLG, which has close links with the Neo Nazi organisations in the North London area, and the conduct of the Wasps coach on the internet where he is allegedly reported to have his 'tag' lines as:

"North London warriors womp the Frogs and Flat Caps!"
"Sod off Sarkozy, Horizon for the high jump!"

The European Union are looking into this crass national stereotyping and yet another damning report is emerging of Fase having models of Nazi soldiers in his personal possession and books with German Uniforms of World War II in them ... Horizon News is looking into this allegations as we speak.

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